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Ricky Martin: “I am a homosexual man.” Everyone: Yup.

March 29, 2010

So, uh, Ricky Martin came out. I am shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

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“Why can’t I own a Canadian?”

March 29, 2010
  • World’s ugliest fish is going extinct. Somehow, no one cares.
Yo' Momma's Still Uglier

Yo Momma's Still Uglier

Parenting Done Right - Shauna Sand Style

Parenting Done Right - Shauna Sand Style

“Well, Obama’s not going to be tanning.”

March 29, 2010
  • The healthcare bill hates the Jersey Shore. The 10% tax hike means your tanning bed visits might get a leetle more expensive. “I almost think it’s a racist move, if you ask me. Well, Obama’s not going to be tanning.” Nice one, Jersey.
  • Suspect breaks into prison after high-speed police chase.
  • Who needs a stairway to heaven when you can walk right through the door?
  • Do you enjoy midgets singing and dancing? Acting out fairy tales? How about mock-performing Swan Lake? Awesome! This theme park is made for you“The show’s centerpiece, a farcical rendition of Swan Lake, sees performers both male and female dressed in pink tutus and pretending to be little swans.” Get me on a plane to China RIGHT THIS SECOND.

Little People's Kingdom

  • Now you can inhale your coffee. Video complete with a bouncy man in a purple suit and a snooty Frenchman.
  • A bar in NYC is setting its menu prices like the stock market. Wall Street douchbaggery welcome.
  • Shaoxing, China hates YOU.
  • Town named after a “Lord Focko.” Hilarity insues.
  • President Obama geeking out – with a Thundercats sword. Oh, apparently he’s also a huge Star Wars fan… so much so that he would buy a Star Wars pop-up book. No joke.

Moscow Metro Bombings

March 29, 2010

Two piece of shit (female!) suicide bombers  blow up Moscow metro killing about 37 people. Here are some photos/video of the attacks.

Inter-species Lovin’

March 29, 2010

I SWEARZ IZ NOTZ WAT IT SEEMZ

Fox cancels 24, Obama/Biden bumper sticker makes crazy guy crazier

March 27, 2010

FOX cancels ’24’… finally!

Obama/Biden bumper sticker causes a guy to go berserk, drive car with child off the road.

Michelle Obama does NOT approve

Michelle Obama does NOT approve