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“They inevitably result in pestilent, humanity-destroying plagues.”

April 3, 2010

A little bit hung over. Enjoy.

Khloe Kardashian flashes papz in Miami in the style of girls-gone-wild.

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Completely unnecessary giant Lego tarantula. (photo)

School gives little kids power, is surprised that they are abusing it. (article)

How the pursuit of booze could’ve killed every living life form in the 1990s.

The new Salt (Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber) trailer:

Okay, now that we have sufficiently amused you, I’m going to jump in the shower and wash off the spermicide, vomit and the alcohol I’ve been sweating all day. Cheers!

P.S.: This guy added one of the girls on Facebook. BAHAHAHA. ‘s okay  – at least it wasn’t a photo of La Lohan, right?

Creepo Facebook Stalker Guy

Creepo Facebook Stalker Guy

Lindsay Lookin' Gooooood

Lindsay Lookin' Gooooood

JUST KIDDING. We’d never miss an opportunity to kill your eyes.

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