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Walking on Water – Not Just for Jesus Anymore

May 12, 2010
  • Liquid mountaineering – AKA the sport of walking on fucking water!
  • Alicia Keys’ new video on interracial dating throughout the decades, “Un-thinkable (I’m Ready),”  is pretty sweet.
  • 15 shwaaaasted celebs! Including great videos of a wasted Dubya Bush and Amy Winehous cradling tiny baby mice in a crack induced haze.
Oh, BriBrit! SO adorable.

Oh, BriBrit! SO adorable. We were hesitant to put this photo up without a disclaimer.

Norwegian Prison Luxury

Norwegian Prison Luxury

  • Laura Bush is pro-choice and pro-gay marriage? OH Reeeeeeally.

“16. bitches who think their man love them but get pregnent and be left alone.”

April 4, 2010

Waving Wombat
Waving Wombat
Kal Penn

Kal Penn

“They inevitably result in pestilent, humanity-destroying plagues.”

April 3, 2010

A little bit hung over. Enjoy.

Khloe Kardashian flashes papz in Miami in the style of girls-gone-wild.

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Completely unnecessary giant Lego tarantula. (photo)

School gives little kids power, is surprised that they are abusing it. (article)

How the pursuit of booze could’ve killed every living life form in the 1990s.

The new Salt (Angelina Jolie, Liev Schreiber) trailer:

Okay, now that we have sufficiently amused you, I’m going to jump in the shower and wash off the spermicide, vomit and the alcohol I’ve been sweating all day. Cheers!

P.S.: This guy added one of the girls on Facebook. BAHAHAHA. ‘s okay  - at least it wasn’t a photo of La Lohan, right?

Creepo Facebook Stalker Guy

Creepo Facebook Stalker Guy

Lindsay Lookin' Gooooood

Lindsay Lookin' Gooooood

JUST KIDDING. We’d never miss an opportunity to kill your eyes.

“Is Obama shagging hookers behind the media’s back?”

April 2, 2010
  • Little boy realizes he’s not a single lady. =(
  • Ugly Betty is a hottie without those gross braces. New episode is up! (video)

America Ferrera's one hot bitch

America Ferrera's one hot bitch

  • Anna Paquin is half gay. (videos/article)
  • Fucktard kills a doctor in church for performing abortions, claims God made him do it. (article)
  • Are you an iPad, an iPhone or an iPod? (article)
  • HILARIOUS Pac-Man trailer. (video)
  • Don’t fuck with New Yorkers and their In-N-Out burgers. (article/photo)
  • Steve Carell is a real weatherman for about a minute. (video)
  • Heidi and Spencer change their names to “White Wolf” and “Running Bear.” Native Americans are pissed off. All other groups glad Speidi didn’t pick them. (article)
  • Dude really likes his fish filet from McDonalds. MUNCHIES! Oh, Jersey. (video)
  • What people really do on Easter. (graph)
  • Miley Cyrus’ movie sucks. O RLY? (article)
  • Pope cannot testify at sex abuse trials because he has immunity as head-of-state. Gay. (article)
  • Doctor tells people that voted for President Obama to fuck off. In other news, Republicans are fucking assholes. (article)
  • Spanish airline hostesses get naked. Here are the photos. (article/photos)
  • John Stewert shits on CNN for hiring partisan Erick Erickson. Great footage of Larry King acting like an old geezer, too. “CNN’s like the guy at the strip club who says, ‘I’m gonna hang out but I’m not gonna get a lap dance. I’m here for the buffet.’” (video)
  • Filipinos crucify themselves for Good Friday. That would be bad ass… if it wasn’t fucking retarded. (video)
  • Sarah Palin encourages road rage. “Sarah Palin has already defended her violent rhetoric lately accompanying the crosshairs on her Facebook page ‘targeting’ Democratic Congressional candidates, and now she is basically telling her followers to self-righteously stop traffic and confront drivers of cars with Obama stickers on them–particularly a ‘Subaru’ for some reason? Not VWs or Toyotas? What an easy hipster target missed by the debutante demagogue.” Hey, remember this post about that asshole that rammed a guy’s car for having an Obama bumper sticker? Yeah, not inciting violence, my ass. (article/video)
  • Researchers develop a 10 minute HIV test that fits into an iPod case. (article)
  • Sweden bans fake boobs. =( (article)
  • New Yorkers told to pull their pants up, stop acting ghetto. Sorry, urban. (article)
  • The funniest post about hemorrhoids you’ll ever read. (article)
  • And, just because: puppies.

    Cute Fucking Puppies

    Cute Fucking Puppies

“Hard work is trendy again.”

March 31, 2010
Uncle Sam Wants YOU (to do acid)

Uncle Sam Wants YOU (to do acid)

Yoda is a Bad Ass Motherfucker

Yoda is a Bad Ass - and He Will Kick Your Ass

“Cutting off a penis can be fatal.”

March 30, 2010
Ugly Kitty Say, "meOw!"

Ugly Kitty Say, "meOw!"

This is Ryan Motherfucking Seacrest. We know, we can't stop laughing, either.

“Pop stars should not eat,” she pronounced

March 30, 2010
  • How Lady Gaga became the most famous hermaphrodite in the whole world. “In the hallway near her table, families of tourists took pictures of one another with cameras, unaware of her presence, and she recoiled dramatically at every flash. ‘Oh, cameras,’ she said, shielding her eyes. ‘I cannot bear the cameras.’” (article, photos)

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